Battle: Neu Hair vs Olde Hair

neu hair

The style is so Oshkosh (-1 pt)

Bartender mistakes you for boy at Ladies' Night (-5 drinks)

Shampoo and Conditioner supply expectancy triple (+1 pt)

New musk scent from using men's hair products (+1 pt)

Bad-Ass Legitimacy (+5 pts)

Dating options diminish completely (+2 sympathy pts)

Favorite plaid flannel takes extended leave of absence (+3 pts, for others)

olde hair

Little girls want to be your friend (+1 auxiliary pt)

Deceptively Younger Looking (+3 pts)

Routine Bad-Hair Days (-4 pts)

Continual sweeping of hair tones both biceps and triceps (+1 pt)

Inevitable Side-Bun (-3 pts)

Dad Approved (+2 monetary pts)

Image Consistency with 1994 (-5 pts)